Catholic leader Pope Benedict is making a special visit to Britain in 2010 especially to bless his flock of gay/paedophile priests!
Pope Benedict aware of the "bad press" his flock of "bent" priests receive in the UK will attempt to convince British Catholics and others of their harmless intentions regarding their perverse, sexual inclinations!
"It is only an act of our Catholic God, nothing else and should be protected like all other perverts doing their dirty deeds under the cloak of other denominations!"
Outraged parents and "straights" are quitting the Catholic church in their thousands and becoming born again Muslims, it's HIP and STRAIGHT!
Pope Benedict in a final, desperate attempt to convince his flock that cuddling and fondling male choir boys is accepted by the "Catholic God" and there is nothing wrong with his priests having a bit of "slap and tickle", after all celebacy takes its toll and masturbating is absolutely forbidden!
The leader of the Church of England has shown solidarity with the Pope and confirmed the fact that many of his flock of priests enjoy fiddling with their choir boys too!
Outraged at the visit, straight parents, Atheists, Muslims, Boy George, George Michael and other Celeb gays will join hands in a protest against such filthy, hypocritical sex acts done in the name of religion, after all it's not showbiz you know!!!!
