Irish ex-footy star and loveable Hooligan Roy Keane, alias Keano, Killer Tackler, Bite yer Fucking Legs off, The Headbutter, has hardly calmed down since his playing days with Man Utd, and still loves a tussle or 2 or 3 or more!
Renowned for his "slight altercations" with Sassenach Alan Shearer and ex-Arsenal Froggy, Patrick Vieira, tough tackling, "effing and blinding" at referees and Sir Alex, Keano retired from playing and went into soccer management.
Now one would think that Keano would have cooled his "Paddy" temper, but it seems there is no letting up in Keano's outbursts.
He told the Irish FA, UEFA, FIFA to F**K O*F many times, his sideline outbursts are renowned and any wannabee superstar, poofy football players who think they are "Special" get a taste of Roy's Irish boot up their butts!
Now his latest confrontation with a dickhead reporter at a press conference proves that Keano, alongside Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona are the best "enfant terribles" ever to grace the game.
The reporter refused to turn his phone off and Keano launched into a double-footed sliding tackle, slicing the dumb pratt to the floor, put the boot in, headbutted him, pulled him up onto his feet and kneed in the COHONES, OUCH!
Afterwards Keano, smoothed his hair, smiled an impish, Irish smile and gently left the room!
It's true there are Leprechauns and Imps!