Keane continues to protest

Funny story written by PigmySteak

Monday, 23 November 2009

The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal.

"Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and yet it went unpunished. It is clearly a conspiracy" said Keane, who spoke as sensibly and elequently as he had on Wednesday night. "The only fair course of action would be to replay the game. This was a clear refereeing mistake" said Keane.

Wigan manager Roberto Martinez agreed. Speaking to Sky Sports, he said "I hear what Robbie is saying and he has a point. I am willing for my team to replay the game. We will travel to London. It's only fair"

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