Beckham to buy own team

Funny story written by Mike Hutchinson

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

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David Beckham is reportedly to buy his own Major League Soccer team even though it doesn't yet exist, much like his wife's talent.

Said Beckham of the impending purchase:- "I'm tired of playing soccer in a country where I can't understand the language so I'm retiring from playing in the USA and will be buying a team as soon as the players, stadium, name, staff, financing and Victoria's opinion have been sorted out."

Asked about the motive for buying the team Beckham added:- "It's the only way I'm going to be associated with a U.S. soccer team that wins anything."

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