Not only were the "Irish Stewed" UEFA are investigating 200 other corrupt games too!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 20 November 2009

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Modern day "Footy" is burning it's way to hell and the fans are powerless!

OK, that the Afghani elections were corrupt, what's new! That the brave Irish were blatantly cheated out of the World Cup, it's happened before too, Maradona, thanks!

World cup in Korea, how the South Koreans hacked the Semi-finals the world is still asking, ask the Italiens, they should know!

Now the "can of worms" is opening and 200 games this season alone are being investigated by the UEFA!

Multi-millionaire superstars, players being treated like cattle, multi-billion debts, take-overs by foreign investors, half-empty stadiums, entree prices spiralling out of control and the clubs gradually being taken away from their loyal fans!

This is the true picture of "footy" 2009.

As real football fans wait for the scandal to break all we can do is dream of the past:

Eric Cantona
Georgie Best/Denis Law
Beckenbauer
Cruyff
Sir Bobby Charlton
Pele
etc, etc.

Real heroes, Gentleman, Enfant Terribles, some loved their booze but always remained true to the Beautiful game and their fans!

RIP Modern Day Footy, your time has come!

By the way who the F**K is Cheryl Cole???? Left Back for Scunthorpe Utd!

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