Adebayors Run Record Breaking!

Funny story written by Scotty Maxfield

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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Emmanuel Adebayors run towards the Arsenal Fans during Saturday's game has been clocked at 60 miles per hour.

This record breaking feat was measured as the player sprinted in ecstacy, to share the joy of his goal with the opposing fans.

The away fans also could not hide their glee, as they celebrated by whipping up a frenzy of mass proportions.

"It was great to see Ade's header fly in, just what the boy deserves and we are well chuffed for him" said Arsenal fan Maurice Heptonstall.

However in the light of the Caster Semenya saga the FA say the want Adebayor to undergo a gender test.

George Crumpet FA spokesman said "We just need a gender test to make sure his bits and bobs are in the right place, as the crowd heard something whistling down below as he shot past"

At this point Adebayor was unavailable for comment as he was at an Ann Summers Party.

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