The leaders of the G20 have today decided to follow the trend set by previous G20 summits by agreeing to agree.
A spokesman stated that, "We have decided that it is in the best interests of all of us if we simply decide to agree rather than pissing around with economic theories none of us can understand we can make the start of Happy Hour down at the local pub".
It seems economic management is thirsty work.
In an distracting footnote to this story, sometime Spoof correspondent and raging drunkard, I. Marieke Twine, was spotted filling his article with irrelevant rubbish in order to meet his word quota.