Beckham "Did Not Score With Hungarian" Claim

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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"That Hungarian bird is going to get it right up the...." Allegedly.

David Beckham definitely did not have a sexual relationship with a Hungarian model. Absolutely did not. Ever. It never happened. Get over it. Look, he's happily married. Ok, well he's married. And he did not have an affair with a Hungarian model called Foggeyarsey. Or something like that.

And if you don't believe it then Snide, Grabbitt and Fuck, legal advisors to the rich and famous, will teach you a lesson. Just as they did to the Sexpress.

So remember, David Beckham did not have a relationship of an improper nature with a bit from Hungary. Can you even remember the last time Beckham scored away from home? Come to think of it can you remember the last time he scored at home?

So bend it like Beckham. Except remember that he didn't really.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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