David Beckham bent the truth once more as he promised his undying love for John Bull's Island's fave sport.
"Though I have played all over the galaxy, it's Mother England's bosom I long to suck especially since Posh's aren't very spicy, if you know what I mean..."
Beckham told me that he would one day come home to the hearth that is until he is finished vacuuming up the dollars, Euros, Lira and Yuan as a high priced international Nancy.
Mickey "King" Arthur while sowing his wild African oats in the Republic of SA echoed Beckham's ham sandwich in a telegraph message to me. "Love England -stop- need $$$$$ don't stop will come home some day -stop- is sword still in the stone -stop- love wart -stop-."
