Beckham and Arthur Pledge their Allegiance to England: It's Just that We Love $ More

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 27 March 2009

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Arthur and Beckham's idea of England's football fans

David Beckham bent the truth once more as he promised his undying love for John Bull's Island's fave sport.

"Though I have played all over the galaxy, it's Mother England's bosom I long to suck especially since Posh's aren't very spicy, if you know what I mean..."

Beckham told me that he would one day come home to the hearth that is until he is finished vacuuming up the dollars, Euros, Lira and Yuan as a high priced international Nancy.

Mickey "King" Arthur while sowing his wild African oats in the Republic of SA echoed Beckham's ham sandwich in a telegraph message to me. "Love England -stop- need $$$$$ don't stop will come home some day -stop- is sword still in the stone -stop- love wart -stop-."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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