David Beckham in Sex Change Shocker

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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Football megastar David Beckham has been involved in a sex change scandal. His wife, Posh spice is said to be stunned at the news. The revelations come as his lawyers attempt to make his move AC Milan a done deal.

Female fans across the globe were horrified on hearing the shocking news. One said "I love David, how can he do this." Another said "David who?"

Beckham, who recently posed in his pants and two pairs of socks, is hoping to become England's most capped footballer.

The golden balls player was unavailable for any comment.

However, Mr Jones from Newton's Pet Store told us "David had come into the store not 30 minutes before and purchased a rabbit for his sons. Then he just strolled back in and asked to change the rabbit as it was female and he really wanted a male."

A customer in the store Mrs Smith said "It was shocking. What a thing to do!"

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