A game of Musical Chairs turned ugly yesterday evening when a dispute arose over the rules.
The entertainment had been organised as part of a child's birthday to pass the time between cake and presents. However, the situation quickly grew out of control when, realising the rules were not actually written down, participants began to exploit various politically-sensitive issues to try and gain an advantage over the other players.
Two homosexuals cried, one Chinese man insisted the rules were different in Asia and he should be allowed to play his way, three white men pretended to be black and four of the children claimed they were dwarfs.
Police were eventually called in by the organisers, who had taken shelter in the downstairs toilet of their own home.
I'm not surprised by this story. It seems nobody plays fair anymore.