Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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Cup Of Tea And A Slice Of Cake

Four men were arrested last night in the most extraordinary circumstances in Ealing, west London.

Apparently the men were enjoying a private party when the police raid was initiated, despite no complaint being made.

A door was broken down and several windows smashed at the house as police moved in. It was also alleged that wanton and criminal damage had been inflicted on a lava lamp, although nobody was forthcoming as to who by or for what reason.

Superintendent Albert Biggot of the Metropolitan Police commented at the scene as the four were led away, 'This kind of thing will not be tolerated. These perverts organised a private party involving all kinds of cake. These people disgust me. They had Black Forest Gateau, ginger cake, Battenburg cake, fairy cakes, Bath buns, chocolate cake, cream buns, and jam slices. This lot won't get out for a long time. Trust me.'

We tried to contact a Mr Kipling for comment but he was too busy drinking tea and noshing down on a plateful of French Fancies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Party, cake, Kinky




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