A Modern Woman's Party

Written by Bureau

Monday, 30 March 2009

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Just like the good ole boys, women are having some wild parties these days and are proving to be just as stupid.

In Nagal, New Mexico, Barbara Finto decided to throw a party for six of her best friends with no guys around. She ordered lots of Chinese food and pizzas after purchasing a case of beer and several bottles of wine.

Just like the guys the party was going great only the talk wasn't about sports. The drinks flowed and by midnight, they were starting to bet that one or the other wouldn't do this or that.

Sound familiar?

Finally Finto stated she would undress down to her bra & underwear and lay on the railroad track and allow a train to run over her, figuring she was slim enough and the train high enough for it to ramble right over her with no harm done.

So everyone piled into a van and watched as Finto got ready for the one AM train that always passed that way on the weekend and a little later on weekdays.

A sound in the distance sobered a few but most were giggling their heads off as the train got closer.

Someone's measurements were wrong according to the local Police Chief whose men had to spend the entire morning gathering up pieces of Finto after having risen early in response to screams heard over the telephone.

"I'd expect this from guys but somehow not from these women", stated Chief Officer Danny Gonzales. "We had to joke as we worked but some of the guys still got sick cleaning this up."

"I guess she forgot about the cow catcher", grinned one deputy who was told to hush and be about his business.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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