Office Party Warnings

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Saturday, 15 November 2008


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The holidays will soon be upon us and you know how those office parties will be. Well, maybe you don't, especially if it's your first with the company.

So here are some helpful hints that your boss may have had a little too much spiked eggnog, even before he got there.

Should any of the following happen, it might be a good thing to fake a headache and leave early so that you can keep both your job and your reputation.

Helpful Hints That Your Boss May Be Snuckered At The Holiday Office Party:

He parks his car on the roof and enters yelling "Ho Ho Ho" with his toupee glued to his chin.

Wild laughter from the sideroom and the fax machine has been going for over an hour.

Starts up with that "I could fire you all and hire Kenyans, you know?"

Got mistletoe hanging from his belt buckle.

He's in his office taking a leak in his desk drawer.

Keeps asking you if you'd like for him to get you a cock....tail....weiner?

Lying on the floor and only able to mumble four words over and over "first...thing...pops...up.."

Heavy breathing on the back of your neck smells like Jack Daniels and pepper spray.

Keeps talking about the "good ole days" as Governor of Arkansas and calling for the big-haired lady.

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