Manchester United have confirmed reports that Sir Alex Ferguson is to have another baby. An official spokesperson revealed "Yes, it's true. He is expecting another son. He will call him Wayne."
Sir Alex has been fathering children for many years. There have been several controversial incidents of bad behavior in the nurseries in the past. One son, Roy, was frequently in trouble for bullying children and teachers. And Ronaldo has regularly been seen rolling around in the sand pit after spitting out his dummy.
It had been hoped that Sir Alex was going to abandon having any further children. He is not a young man, and there are doubts to his suitability as a father figure. His own behavior often sets a bad example. He frequently clashes with school officials.
Little Wayne can expect all the trappings of a privileged upbringing. However, he will need to be wary of how he behaves, particularly at play time. Recently Sir Alex has been called to discuss the wayward behavior of some of his other children.
