Written by matwil

Monday, 30 March 2009

image for Manchester United and Liverpool squads for Saturday's game
Stevie Gerrardsy and Dirky Kuytsy

Here is the Man United squad for Saturday's match:

Edwiny van der Sarsy
Gary Nevillesy
Patricey Evrasy
Oweny Hargreavesy
Rioey Ferdinandsy
Wessy Brownsy
Cristiany Ronaldosy
Dimitary Berbatovsy
Wayney Rooneysy
Ryany Giggsy

Benny Fostersy
Parky Ji-Sungsy
Pauly Scholesy
Mikey Carricksy

Manager: Alexy Fergsy

And the Liverpool one:

Diegy Cavaliersy
Andry Dossenasy
Sammy Hyppsy
Danny Aggersy
Stevie Gerrardsy
Fernandy Torrsy
Alby Rierasy
Fabbsy Aureliosy
Xabby Alonsy
Yossy Benayounsy
Alvary Arbeloasy

Dirky Kuytsy
Ryany Babelsy
Javiery Mascheransy
Luky Leivsy

Manager: Raffy Benitessy

Match referee: Johnny Wilksy
Assistant referees: Jimmy Smithsy, Harry MacAlistairsy
Fourth official: Sony Hitachsy

Match Sponsor: Maxy Pepsy

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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