When Hal and Hank, the conjoined twin sons of Baron George Von Steingrabber, the now senile, and always demented owner of the NY Yankees, realized that their Teutonic and two-ton Papa had paid Alex Rodriguez as much as the entire salary of the Florida Marlins, they decided to fire A-Rod and replace him with the whole prize Florida Marlins.
Hank and Hal who often speak in unison told the sports press: "We realized that we could get a whole team for Superstar A-rod. Sure Alex is the best active baseball player in the game but now we have doubled our pitching staff and have twice as many players at every position. Twins, Doubles, get it? Two! Two! Two Teams in One!"
When Hal and Hank of the Yanks were told that there is a roster limit to the number of players on each team; they became depressed at the same time. The conjoined twins whimpered in unison: "Maybe two heads are not better than one!"
