More Information Released on Twins Who Married

Monday, 14 January 2008

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The twins who married were originally Siamese twins, like this pair

More information has been released on the twins that were separated at birth and then later accidentally married each other. This magazine has learned that the couple were actually siamese twins and were literally separated surgically at the age of eight days. They had been joined at the shoulder and at the side.

When asked why they felt so right together, he (names are still not being released) said that "I felt she completed me. Both of us are physically handicapped, and I felt like she was the right arm that I never had."

She said that "he felt so right when he was by my side. It was a perfect fit, like he belonged there."

When asked to reveal details about their sex life, both were reluctant. "Knowing what we know now," said one, "makes it almost seem like it was only masturbation."

The courts have still to determine who will have custody of their two headed baby.

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