Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 9 September 2007

image for Chris Tucker and Paul Walker Together at last!
Paul Walker and Chris Tucker together at last

"Rush Hour's" Chris Tucker and "The Fast and the Furious" gimp bag Paul "funny walk" Walker are to team up for action comedy "Heidi: 2 Young 2 Die".

Director Len Wiseman is calling the shots.

"This is gonna be a kick ass version of the Heidi story. Goat girl lives with her grandfather then moves to living with wicked woman and cripple girl", enthuses Wiseman, "Paul plays Heidi and Chris is Goat Peter her boyfriend. The sh*t that happens in this movie is immense".

Judging from Wiseman's previous attempts we are sure it will indeed be sh*t.

Filling out the cast is big chinned Argentinian Casper Van Dien (last seen in "Starship Troopers"), Californian nuclear spokeswoman Rosie O Donnell and Wiseman's wooden wife Kate Beckinsale (Pearl Harbour, floor polish commercials).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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