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Funny story: Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Oregon cowboys to open Malheur Refuge to a McDonalds, rodeo, and drive-in movie

Moving right along as soon as the media spotlight faded, the cowboys at Malheur ("bad hour"/aka "bad luck") Refuge, have torn down federal fence to install a gate to allow ranchers onto federal land. The question What Next? hangs heavy, according...

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Funny story: Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...

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Funny story: Crater Lake Emptied Out

Crater Lake Emptied Out

CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water. Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...

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Funny story: Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

CORVALLIS, Oregon - A feminist group based in Portland, Oregon has traveled to the Oregon State campus in an effort to get the university to change the name of its mascot. Loretta Pattonelli, executive director with the group called Gals With A Da...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Oregon - Animal rights advocates in the state of Oregon are outraged after a recent discovery in the Wilderness areas of their state. Ostensibly a group of hikers, during an expedition spotted an entire colony of SHAVED BEAVERS! "It's sickening.

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Funny story: Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

EUGENE, Oregon - Local authorities in Eugene are reporting that they have taken a woman into custody and bail has been set at $700,000. Early Friday, Eugene police were called to an address on Lumberjack Lane after getting a call that a woman had...

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Funny story: Entire state of Oregon flees in the middle of the night

Entire state of Oregon flees in the middle of the night

The entire state of Oregon fled sometime early yesterday morning, leaving behind 98,000 square miles of dirt, an old Subaru, and a note that explained, "It's not that we dislike California, but it's like having a neighbor who has way too many people...

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Funny story: 13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

HARFOLD, Vt. - Scientists at Harfold State College have come to some very different conclusions than their colleagues at the University of Oregon as to what a piece of 13,000 year-old poop means to the history of North America. "Our Oregonian coll...

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Funny story: Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...

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Funny story: Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud Possibly Stupidists Human Being On Earth

Mohamed Osman Mohamud, was arrested Friday for attempting to detonate a fake van bomb at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Oregan. Mohamud had been under surveillance for 5 months by the FBI when the government was tipped off that he intended...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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Funny story: Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack. What do you think? Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I...

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Funny story: Oregon is not that fast; Everyone else is just fat, slow & lazy

Oregon is not that fast; Everyone else is just fat, slow & lazy

The blinding speed of the University of Oregon's top-ranked football team will again be on display this weekend when they play Southern California. The conventional wisdom is that the key to Oregon's success is a fast offense. So fast, in fact, t...

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Funny story: Oregon Hit With Pine Flu

Oregon Hit With Pine Flu

PORTLAND, Oregon - Reports coming out of northern Oregon state that several employees with the Ashburn and Greta Dalrymple Lumberjack Company have come down with a case that local doctors are calling Pine Flu. Slayter Hiddenlake supervisor with th...

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Funny story: Bush plans on financing bailout by selling Oregon, Vermont

Bush plans on financing bailout by selling Oregon, Vermont

Washington President Bush today managed to grab for himself part of the media attention surrounding the tentative bi-partisan agreement on the so-called bailout plan by explaining to the gathered Washington press corps just how he intends to finance...

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Funny story: Michigan Wolverines Shagged by Oregon Ducks!

Michigan Wolverines Shagged by Oregon Ducks!

An Arbor, Michigan - Not to belittle Appalachian State's accomplishment last week in upsetting the highly touted Michigan Wolverines, but the Oregon Ducks would like a vote for "Humiliating" the Wolverines. Actually they spanked them si...

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Funny story: University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...

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