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Funny story: Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

Massachusetts Reports That Shark Attacks Are Up 900% - Meanwhile Iowa Says Shark Attacks Are Still At 0%

PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The local authorities of the beautiful beach town, by the Atlantic Ocean have just informed the citizenry that shark attacks have increased by 900% just since the start of summer. When asked if they…

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Funny story: A Great White Shark is Spotted in the Canals of Venice, Italy

A Great White Shark is Spotted in the Canals of Venice, Italy

VENICE, Italy – (World News) – Scientists are puzzled-as-hell as to how the hell, a 16-foot great white shark ended up in the canals of Venice. The shark was seen by two different gondoliers who remarked that the shark looked exactly like the one…

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Funny story: Shark Chased Surfer Across Beach

Shark Chased Surfer Across Beach

Authorities in Perth, in western Australia, have released details of a terrifying incident in which a Great White Shark encircled a group of surfers in order to attack them, followed them out of the water, and pursued them over a sandy beach. The…

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Funny story: Box Office: ‘The Meg’ to Swallow a HUGE $60 Million-Plus Launch

Box Office: ‘The Meg’ to Swallow a HUGE $60 Million-Plus Launch

Jason Statham's big budget epic “The Meg” is eyeing a North American opening weekend in the $60 million range, early tracking shows. The lower end of estimates come in at $48 million, while others are speculating earnings as high as $65 million.

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Funny story: Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...

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Funny story: Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

For the last two weeks a Silver Spring, MD man, Gerald Bittten, has done nothing but complain about a land shark eating him alive. The man initially made contact with the shark at a Chuck – E-Cheese restaurant in which he was celebrating his nine ye...

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Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Funny story: Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

A rather naive Australian dog-owner pair strolling along a free-leash beach near Sydney were transformed into a state of shock as their beloved Pitbull Terrier disappeared in shark infested waters! "Oh my god, our beloved doggy has just been swall...

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Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...

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Funny story: Sharks released into Somerset floods by Environment Agency and Conservation Dept.

Sharks released into Somerset floods by Environment Agency and Conservation Dept.

Twelve container loads of Large White Sharks have been released into the Somerset flood regions by conservationists. I spoke with an environment spokesperson who explained their actions: "These animals are natural clean up agents and will do a lo...

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Funny story: Vampire Shark!

Vampire Shark!

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of Peter Buckwad's bestselling novel, Vampire Shark! In truth, the novel might not be remembered today if not for the blockbuster movie adaptation, but we're celebrating the book anyway. The movie's popularity was the cause of the anti-shark hysteria that gripped the world in the mid-seventies and eventually led to the complete extinction of all shark life on t...

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Funny story: Queensland left with no choice to but to lure Sharks with Human bait

Queensland left with no choice to but to lure Sharks with Human bait

In a dramatic turn of events, it was revealed by the Queensland fisheries minister yesterday, that the state government is to use dying children and the aged attached to drumlines in order to lure and trap man-eating Great White sharks. The mini...

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Funny story: State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

Boulder, Colorado resident, Johnny Rubble, was shocked to find the Atlantic Ocean's waves lapping at the edge of his back yard. He was so happy at the strange circumstance that he decided to take a swim in the ocean which would turn out to be both h...

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Funny story: Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn. Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...

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Funny story: Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...

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Funny story: White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark. Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different. It was available in WHITE. Not just...

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Funny story: Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...

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