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Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Funny story: Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...

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Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

Funny story: Land Shark Gives Man A Reason To Blame All Of His Problems On

For the last two weeks a Silver Spring, MD man, Gerald Bittten, has done nothing but complain about a land shark eating him alive. The man initially made contact with the shark at a Chuck – E-Cheese restaurant in which he was celebrating his nine ye...

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Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

Funny story: Sydney dog owners shocked as their "pooch" is swallowed by a Great White!

A rather naive Australian dog-owner pair strolling along a free-leash beach near Sydney were transformed into a state of shock as their beloved Pitbull Terrier disappeared in shark infested waters! "Oh my god, our beloved doggy has just been swall...

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Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...

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Sharks released into Somerset floods by Environment Agency and Conservation Dept.

Funny story: Sharks released into Somerset floods by Environment Agency and Conservation Dept.

Twelve container loads of Large White Sharks have been released into the Somerset flood regions by conservationists. I spoke with an environment spokesperson who explained their actions: "These animals are natural clean up agents and will do a lo...

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Vampire Shark!

Funny story: Vampire Shark!

Today marks the fortieth anniversary of Peter Buckwad's bestselling novel, Vampire Shark! In truth, the novel might not be remembered today if not for the blockbuster movie adaptation, but we're celebrating the book anyway. The movie's popularity was the cause of the anti-shark hysteria that gripped the world in the mid-seventies and eventually led to the complete extinction of all shark life on t...

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Queensland left with no choice to but to lure Sharks with Human bait

In a dramatic turn of events, it was revealed by the Queensland fisheries minister yesterday, that the state government is to use dying children and the aged attached to drumlines in order to lure and trap man-eating Great White sharks. The mini...

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State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

Funny story: State of Colorado has first shark attack - ever!

Boulder, Colorado resident, Johnny Rubble, was shocked to find the Atlantic Ocean's waves lapping at the edge of his back yard. He was so happy at the strange circumstance that he decided to take a swim in the ocean which would turn out to be both h...

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Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Funny story: Shark Survives Being Bitten By Man

Australia recorded its fifth shark attack of the year, when a Great White shark was savagely bitten by a man this morning. The attack occurred off the Brisbane coast, just after dawn. Startled onlookers reported seeing the five metre long Great Wh...

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Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...

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White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

Funny story: White phones are like a shark lure, according to new research

Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark. Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different. It was available in WHITE. Not just...

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Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Funny story: Before you were an ape, you were a shark? More evolution claptrap!

Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution. According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In "Moonlight - The Very Last Shark Attack Movie Ever, Promise"

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In "Moonlight - The Very Last Shark Attack Movie Ever, Promise"

HOLLYWOOD - Well summertime is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing. Get ready for the onslaught of shark attack motion pictures. According to the Motion Picture Coalition Commission each summer Hollywood movie studios release...

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Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

Funny story: Police Hire Sharks to Halt Drug Traffic

VENICE, CALIF. -- The police chief of this small beachside suburb yesterday contracted with an international fish monger to lease three, drug-sniffing great white sharks. "I'm going to turn'em loose in our famous Venice canals," said Chief Ratchet. "...

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Shark injured in attack by surfer

Funny story: Shark injured in attack by surfer

A 4-year-old shark has suffered serious injuries to its back and tail fin in Australia's tenth surfer attack this month. Australia normally has about 15 surfer attacks per year - some of them fatal. But there already have been 10 attacks this...

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The West Aussie government hunts killer sharks

Following the fatal attack on an American tourist by a Great White shark this week, the Western Australian government has legalized hunting and killing the type of Great Whites that pose a threat to human life. Camomile Aborhugger, a one-legged, a...

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Gigantic shark sanctuary has opened it's gates for extreme surfers!

Funny story: Gigantic shark sanctuary has opened it's gates for extreme surfers!

The Marshall Islands has declared an area in the Pacific Ocean as the hugest shark sanctuary on the planet. Hunting shark fins for aphrodisiac purposes is forbidden so the Chinese will have to stick with viagra. After declaring the region a shark...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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