DNIPRO, Ukraine - (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has just stated that the Dallas Cowboys and the Los Angeles Rams have agreed to play an exhibition game at Dnipro's Freedom Fighters Field.
The game will benefit the Children of Ukrainian Military Members Fund, as well as it will help to buy bread, milk, Oreo cookies, eggs, and Diet Dr. Pepper for the people of the war-torn country.
The NFL stated that security at the game will be provided by members of the US Navy Seals, the US Army Green Berets, and officers of the Chicago Police Department.
Freedom Fighters Field holds 47,816 fans, plus they are trucking in 9,000 rental chairs from neighboring Slovakia.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 79, told Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that he and his lovely wife Eugenia, 78, have always wanted to visit Ukraine.
SIDENOTE: SBIM has commented that President Biden will be providing Mr. and Mrs. Jones with 12 Secret Service agents to be their personal bodyguards.