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Funny story: 2022's New Olympic Sport: Napping

2022's New Olympic Sport: Napping

The Olympics officially kicked off in China and the future couldn’t be brighter for new talented athletes. It offers unbelievable feats like amazing races, hockey games, and of course Canada’s finest achievement: curling. The new sport added most rec…

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Funny story: Olympic Athletes Keeling Over From Olympic Sponsors Trash Food

Olympic Athletes Keeling Over From Olympic Sponsors Trash Food

BS News Service - Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes run over by curling stones,…

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Funny story: Skater Valieva Blames Grandfather’s Medicine for Positive Drug Test

Skater Valieva Blames Grandfather’s Medicine for Positive Drug Test

The International Olympic Committee shocked the world this week when it banned Kamila Valieva, the popular figure skater, from its events. The shocking ban was due to the young skater’s positive test for trimetazidine, a substance officially banned b…

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Funny story: The Highly-Favored Brazilian Two-Man Snowboarding Team Gets Disqualified As Soon As They Cross The Finish Line

The Highly-Favored Brazilian Two-Man Snowboarding Team Gets Disqualified As Soon As They Cross The Finish Line

BEIJING, China – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest surprises of the 2022 Winter Oympics, the team that was favored to win the gold in the two-man snowboarding event has been officially disqualified. According to a reporter with China’s Fortune…

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Funny story: A Survey of Recent Gastronomic Offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village

A Survey of Recent Gastronomic Offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village

Our reporter conducted an on-site survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village. It revealed the following list of Chinese delicacies, tended to by Lin Yee Tang, steam table server extraordinaire and Beijing Sewer Purifica…

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Funny story: The Egyptian 4-Man Bobsledding Team Is Disqualified After They Were Caught Using a 5th Man

The Egyptian 4-Man Bobsledding Team Is Disqualified After They Were Caught Using a 5th Man

BEIJING, China – (Sports Satire) – The Beijing Olympics Committee regrets that they had to disqualify the Eqyptian bob sledding team. A rep for the BOC stated that the team from Egypt was caught using a fifth man on board their 4-man bobsled; whic…

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Funny story: Costa Rica’s Dog Sledding Team Wins The Gold Medal – But Has It Quickly Taken Away

Costa Rica’s Dog Sledding Team Wins The Gold Medal – But Has It Quickly Taken Away

BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The country of Costa Rica’s extreme joy after the nation’s dog sledding team won the gold medal was short lived. The driver of the Costa Rican dog sled team, Rigoberto Riolargo, was tested for drugs; and…

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Funny story: The Women’s Free-Style Snowball Tossing Event Ends Up In A Massive Brawl

The Women’s Free-Style Snowball Tossing Event Ends Up In A Massive Brawl

BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first big controversy at Bejing’s Winter Olympics has occurred. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reported that the Women’s Free-Style Snowball Tossing Event turned extremely ugly. It appears tha…

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Funny story: In Winter Olympics News: Sad To Say The Women’s Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing Event Has Been Cancelled

In Winter Olympics News: Sad To Say The Women’s Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing Event Has Been Cancelled

BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The Winter Olympic Committee has just announced that it had to cancel one of it’s most popular events. The Women's Giant Shalom Alpine Skiing even had to be stopped when one of the skiers from Guatemala,…

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Funny story: The Peruvian Women’s Ice Hockey Team Is Disqualified

The Peruvian Women’s Ice Hockey Team Is Disqualified

BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency has announced that the highly touted Peruvian women’s ice hockey team has been sent home. According to Olympic Committee officials, it was discovered that in Peru’s gam…

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Winner of The Men’s Monobob Sled Event Was Disqualified

The Reason Why The Winner of The Men’s Monobob Sled Event Was Disqualified

BEIJING, China – (Winter Olympics Satire) – The first controversial issue has reared it’s ugly head at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics. The first place finisher, in the Mens Monosled event, a Frenchman from Paris, Jean Claude DuFoofoo, won the go…

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Funny story: We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…

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Funny story: Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Trump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.

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Funny story: Winter Olympics roundup

Winter Olympics roundup

It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...

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Funny story: South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In h...

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Funny story: Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...

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