We were due to interview the England Defender about the forgotten drugs test incident, but unfortunately he's forgotten about the interview so err... well that's it I suppose.
Sorry.
Rio Ferdinand Interview
Funny story written by Red Dwarf
Sunday, 21 December 2003
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