Manuel Neuer joins Bayern attacking line

Funny story written by Reporter 87

Saturday, 7 September 2019

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Neuer has joined Bayern's attacking line

Yesterday, Neuer announced that he would be joining the Bayern attacking line, with 2nd keeper Christian Früchtl becoming the first-team keeper. Sven Ulreich has left Bayern for 1 year to join Pewidiepie in his latest Minecraft Movie. He will be acting as Sven the Dog.

When asked why Neuer wanted to make this change, the 33 year old keeper said, "I've had enough of Bayern missing the target too much! I feel that my job as a keeper is too easy and I want to help the attacking line with my speed and accuracy."

Because of this change, Niko Kovac has decided to change the formation to 4-3-3, where Neuer is the front man for this 4-3-3 lineup, with Ivan Perisic and Kingsley Coman playing alongside him. Lewandoski has retired to being the club's mascot.

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