Transgender Olympiad from 2024

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 3 March 2019

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Definetly a candidate for a weightlifting gold at the 'Tranny Olympiad ' her/his name was once Sue!

"Boy will be girls and girls will be boys!" A once infamous, unacceptable line in a cult, sixties pop song by the Kinks has now come true!

The international olympiad committee has decided 'enough is enough' and will be launching The Transgender Olympiad in 2024!

Female participants that were once boys can compete as girls, and boys that were once girls, will compete against each other! Drag queens stuck in the middle with their 'thing' dangling in the middle will not be allowed to compete. If they have it removed and do not participate wearing stilettos and wigs, they will be allowed in.

Girls that were once boys must also be 'penis free' to participate and vice versa, boys that were once girls, must have their 'dingle dangle' attached otherwise they would be at a disadvantage because TV global cameras and tabloids could not focus in on their 'bunches of grapes' (Thanks Linford Christie for that juicy comment)!

So, sports lovers who really do not understand why synchronized swimming, curling, Sumo wrestling and other ridiculous sports are allowed, there's even more confusion because The Transgender Olympiad promises to be an even more confusing event!

Judges at the games will be lesbian and gay because hetero's just cannot understand that others than themselves exist on the planet!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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