Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament the Scots have been drying out their kilts in preparation of launching a assault on Russia
After shinning two fortunate goals in against a team containing four postmen and a seventy-five year old Michael Misfod their manager Gordon Strachan proudly declared: "We're in it to win it"
It was entirely unclear to Back and to the Left news if he was talking about a raffle his side had just entered.
He went on to say: The world cup needs Scotland!
In the same way a sex worker needs herpes?
"The world cup has missed Scotland"
No it hasn't. England do a fantastic job of getting dumped out by countries with the population of a fucking hamlet so what would Scotland bring?
Obviously pumped up on being ginger and watching Braveheart big Gordon went onto to suggest:
"Scotland should never be ruled out of hosting a tournament. We're a proud country full of fantastic stadiums (Celtic park maybe) and passionate (on the verge of a religious killing) fans."
In our opinion if Scotland were to host the world cup they should still be made to qualify. Which they'd obviously cock up.