Scotland's Qualifying Surge

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Tuesday, 5 September 2017

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Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament the Scots have been drying out their kilts in preparation of launching a assault on Russia

After shinning two fortunate goals in against a team containing four postmen and a seventy-five year old Michael Misfod their manager Gordon Strachan proudly declared: "We're in it to win it"

It was entirely unclear to Back and to the Left news if he was talking about a raffle his side had just entered.

He went on to say: The world cup needs Scotland!

In the same way a sex worker needs herpes?

"The world cup has missed Scotland"

No it hasn't. England do a fantastic job of getting dumped out by countries with the population of a fucking hamlet so what would Scotland bring?

Obviously pumped up on being ginger and watching Braveheart big Gordon went onto to suggest:

"Scotland should never be ruled out of hosting a tournament. We're a proud country full of fantastic stadiums (Celtic park maybe) and passionate (on the verge of a religious killing) fans."

In our opinion if Scotland were to host the world cup they should still be made to qualify. Which they'd obviously cock up.

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