Athletes Line Up To Give Their Awards To Donald Trump

Funny story written by XRhonda Speaks

Wednesday, 3 August 2016

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Jackie Joyner wanted to give Trump one of her Olympic gold medals after Trump was embarrased into returning a Purple Heart.

After Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump one of his Oscars, athletes from the Olympic games, to the NBA and NASCAR have stirred controversy by pledging to give their awards to Donald Trump to show their confidence in his candidacy--Jackie Joyner even offered one of her Olympic gold medals to the Donald.

Dennis Rodman said he is planning on giving his 1998 NBA Champion ring to the Donald.

"I won't take no for an answer, Donald deserves this, and besides, if I can give one of my championship rings to Kim Jong Un, I can sure as hell give one to my friend Donald Trump."

Bill Elliott, a retired NASCAR Hall of Famer wants to give one of his most Popular Driver awards to Donald Trump.

"With all the negative and nasty things they are saying about him, he could use a popularity award."

Mike Tyson weighed in, saying his WBC championship belt is now Donald Trump's.

"Donald, he's really like family to me, like a brother but from a white mother, and so anything I have is his too."

Leading the fight against the new trend, the NHL is already taking steps to legally limit the transferring of trophy ownership while the recipient is still alive.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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