England, a long, long time ago ruled the waves! Pillaged, raped and robbed the riches of others and built an Empire upon those riches! Only the Vikings from Northern Europe managed to withstand these attacks and after last night's invasion they proved once again; England is built upon a mystical myth!
Marauding, Icelandic Vikings grabbed the English by their whinging, overpaid necks, and thrashed the crap out of them, deservedly so! In a pathetic attempt to thwart the onslaught, King Roy, raised his cowardly yellow handkerchief and surrendered miserably allowing the Vikings to stand in front of their infantry and stamp out a historic war anthem that put "God shave our glorious Queen" to shame! In fact, a bunch of English Queens, led by the wicked, Elton Prince John, would have done a better job! George Michael and Boy George, WHAM it in!
The English cowardly losers have now retreated behind the walls of their multi-million mansions hoping for redemption at the hands of an inner-revolution led by scribes employed to tell the non-truths; they are called Scumbag tabloid reporters these days! While the Icelandic invaders continue their crusades with an attempt to defeat the Gallic Army in Paris as Major Wayne jets off to his private mansion in the Bahamas counting his millions, not his losses, because he really does not give an Icelandic crap Krone anymore!
England, once so great, now so pathetic and long live the Viking Warriors!
