Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Written by Mr Goster

Sunday, 15 February 2015

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Wayne's new wig

Breaking news just in from Manchester Uniteds' Carrington training headquarters ahead of their FA cup clash with Lancashire rivals Preston North End.Star striker and England captain Wayne Rooney has revealed his spring edition hairpiece which he will wear from March 21st until the first week in May.

Speaking to the gathered press the lovable scouser said:

'I'm made up with this one. Coleen's really come up trumps here.It's made from real goat hair and makes me feel dead good about meself.It looks real. It feels dead real too. The kids love it and took it for a walk this morning. I might even keep it a few weeks longer, depending on how it stays on me head.I really like how it looks different from different angles.'

Reds boss Louis Van Gaal said, 'It realls shuits him.'

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