Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Jack Nicholson has said that LeBron James needs to become a Los Angeles Laker.

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman.

She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat.

Ms. Buss, who is engaged to former Lakers coach Phil Jackson, said that she can just not swallow the current Lakers dismal record of 25-51.

She pointed out that she had to tell Jack Nicholson to please stop texting her four times a day with suggestions on how to make the team better.

Jeanie has talked to King James three times in the last two weeks and she says that he has not closed the door on coming to play in LaLaLand.

Meanwhile, Kobe Bryant has said that if Jeanie is able to land LeBron then he will get healthy as fast as humanly possible and then him and LeBron will become The Black Mamba #1 and The Black Mamba #2.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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