Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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Barbara Walters who is a big fan of Shaquille O'Neal said that Kobe is lucky he isn't playing basketball in prison.

LOS ANGELES - It certainly looks like Shaquille O'Neal has just bested Kobe Bryant in their ongoing feud.

Bryant started it by saying that Shaq was one of the laziest players that he had ever played with.

O'Neal fired back commenting that Kobe is the NBA's all-time biggest ball hog.

Their former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson then said that he wanted his two former players to stop their playground feuding and act like dignified Lakers.

TNT Sports' Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkely chimed in and said that there is no such animal as a dignified Laker.

Barkley's TNT partner Kenny "The Jet" Smith laughed and said that Sir Charles likes stirring up sh*t more than Wynonna Judd loves eating her mama's homemade cornbread.

Shaq spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and he told Rufus Reno that he wanted to send Kobe a message. He said "Hey Kobe, I can still play and guess who can't?"

SIDENOTE: Number one Lakers fan Jack Nicholson put in his 2 cents and said that Laker great Magic Johnson can still out play Shaq and Kobe any day of the week and do it while wearing flip flops.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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