Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 March 2014

image for The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105
Bucks basketball fans were treated to 15¢ Hot Dog Night.

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers.

Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved their last place record to 14-58. Drew said that if there is one team he loves beating its Kobe Bryant's team even though Señor Ball Hog is not playing.

Bucks forward Ersan Ilyasova (#7) said that he knew they were going to win because the night before he had Chinese food and his fortune cookie said: "The V word will pay you a visit real, real soon."

One of the Lakers noted that the thermostat in the HMO Harris Bradley Center was set on 60 and it was just a bit too cold for him and his fellow Lakers.

Milwaukee player Zaza Pachulia (#27) said that he was going to celebrate by drinking some of Milwaukee's best Old Milwaukee Beer.

SIDENOTE: The Lakers are now 24-47 and continue with their downward spiraling.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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