Written by Tre Droll

Saturday, 22 March 2014

A recent study conducted by science people wearing white lab coats, in sterile laboratory type environments, of job satisfaction in Britain has come out with some shocking results.

Jobs in farming rated as having among the happiest workers in the land, despite the Common Agricultural Policy and leisure assistants among the most gloomy. In a dead heat, Vicars, Priests and other clergy - many notable for restrictions on alcohol consumption and an insistence on life-long celibacy - were found to be happier and more satisfied than publicans at any level.

The results were less stark in Northern Ireland where the definition between the two careers is more or less negligible.

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