Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 December 2013

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The Packers gave the game ball to Aaron who said he will present it to President Barack Obama.

CHICAGO - Quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to the Green Bay Packers after missing 8 games due to a broken clavicle as well as a bruised right ear lobe.

Green Bay's #12 managed to lead his team into the NFL playoffs by defeating the Chicago Bears 33-28 at Soldier Field.

The 20 degree weather did not hamper Rodgers except for two times when he had to call time out to take off his helmet and blow his nose.

Rodgers had been criticized by some sports reporters for spending too much time filming those State Farm Insurance discount double check commercials but he has answered them by saying that they are just jealous.

Aaron has said that on top of getting paid very well for those insurance commercials the company has waved his monthly premiums for the next 10 years.

SIDENOTE: Aaron said that he dedicated the victory against the Chicago Bears to all of the people of Green Bay except for the two dozen or so who are Bears fans.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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