LeBron James Says The Miami Heat Needs To Play Better

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 December 2013

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LeBron says he wants the Heat players to practice making their free throws.

MIAMI - The Miami Heat presently have a 19-6 record but super star LeBron James is not happy at the fact that they trail the Eastern Conference leaders the Indiana Pacers who have a 20-5 record.

James said that the world champion Heat should not be second to anyone and he has urged his teammates to start playing harder.

LeBron has said that he has talked to the Heat ownership and they have agreed to give each player an extra $200 for every game they win.

King James has also gotten the ownership to agree to allow the single players to go out on a date with a Heat cheerleader of their choice if they score in the double digits.

Any married Heat player who scores in double digits will be given a $100 gift certificate to any Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in the greater Miami area, in lieu of going out with one of the cheerleaders.

LeBron says that he truly feels that this incentive will help motivate the players enough to really go out and give it their all.

In Other News. FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly has stated that the Internet photo of her and Gary Busey kissing in Central Park was photoshopped.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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