Jose Mourinho is seriously considering jacking in the job as Chelsea boss to sit in the stands permanently and watch the team.
Mourinho was 'sent to the stands' for arguing with the referee over the away teams time-wasting during Saturdays 4-1 win over Cardiff City, and enjoyed the experience so much he is considering purchasing a season ticket and becoming a full-time fan.
The blues won with goals from Eden Hazard, Oscar and 2 from Samuel Eto.
The Portu-geezer refused to do the after match press conference and is currently asking mate Harry Redknapp to help him pen a hand-written resignation letter. The news comes as a blow to owner Roman Abramovitch who prefers continuity and hates having to change the manager.
A club spokesman refused to deny the rumours, but did say that Mourinho would have a problem buying a season ticket as most matches are sold out, and even Ray Wilkins has to buy his tickets on stub-hub.