The Denver Broncos Fans Are As High As The Rocky Mountains!

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

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A helicopter flying over Pikes Peak in Colorado. (Photo by Paco Peso).

DENVER - John Denver sang about the Rocky Mountains and the fans of the Denver Broncos are singing about their Broncos record of 6-0.

Quarterback Peyton "Happy Feet" Manning said that he has a feeling that this could be the year of the Colorado team going all the way.

He said he has talked with dozens of sports writers who agree with him and have said that the only thing that could stop the mightly Broncos would be a Rocky Mountain avalanche.

In their latest victory the mile high team easily beat the Jacksonville Jaguars 39-17 who have been rumored to be moving to London in a couple of years.

The Jags are now sitting on an 0-6 record and are about as unhappy as Kirstie Alley with an empty package of Oreo Cookies.

SIDENOTE: A local radio station in Denver reported that Broncos fans were so happy at the team winning game number 6 that they started eating snow as if it was French Vanilla Ice Cream.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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