New York Giants Fans Are Madder Than Wet Hens

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 October 2013

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Vinnie Vestalino (in red shirt lower left) is trying to sell his Giants season tickets.

NEW YORK - The Giants football team is off to a horrible start as they find themselves with an 0-4 record.

And no one is madder than the die-hard fans of The Big Apple Giants.

Vinnie Vestalino, who has been a Giants season ticket holder for 19 years, said that he is trying to sell his tickets for the remaining home games.

He told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he is willing to take a hell of a loss on the tickets in order to save his sanity and his marriage.

Vinnie said that his wife Loretta has told him that she wishes now that they had taken the money they spent on the season tickets and purchased that statue of former great Giants quarterback Y.A. Tittle.

SIDENOTE: Rufus Reno said that he learned from a close friend of the Vestalino's that Loretta has said that if Vinnie does not sell the Giants tickets she may leave him and move in with her cousin Bertha who resides in Hoboken, New Jersey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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