LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 September 2013

image for LeBron James Says He Will Stay With The Miami Heat and Will Not Be Joining Kobe Bryant's Lakers
Kobe has said that he will learn to pass the ball if LeBron James joins the Lakers.

MIAMI - Newlywed LeBron James has finally made it official and stated that he has decided to remain with the Miami Heat and will not be heading out west.

James had been asked by Lakers player-coach Kobe Bryant to join him and become a member of the famed purple and gold Los Angeles Lakers.

Bryant had said that with the two of them there is no way that they would not win the NBA championship.

James reminded him that he has already won the NBA championship twice, thank you.

Kobe even promised King James that he would do his best to not be as much of a ball hog as he has been in the past.

The man who nicknamed himself Vino even told LeBron that he would introduce him and his new bride to Jack Nicholson and other LaLaLand celebrities such as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, Ke$ha, Neil Young, and noted Left Coast attorney's the Allred cousins, Gloria and Ginger.

James thanked Kobe and told him that he is just fine where he's at and added that besides he hates mudslides, smog, earthquakes, wildfires, Paris Hilton, and the incessant chirping of crickets.

SIDENOTE: LeBron did tell Kobe that if he is interested in playing for the Miami Heat he will talk to Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more