The Green Bay Packers Deny That Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Is On The Trading Block

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 September 2013

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A crowd of Packers fans outside the stadium wondering about the Aaron Rodgers' trade rumors.

GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers organization has no idea where the trade rumors regarding Aaron Rodgers started.

But they want their fans (the Cheeseheads) and every fan of the NFL to know that Rodgers is not on the trading block.

A front office spokesperson stated that the team has just cut four quarterbacks which left only Aaron so how in the world could they even remotely entertain the thought of trading away their only quarterback.

One irate longtime Packers fan Nelly Mudwalder, 52, said that when she heard the rumor she got so mad she almost bit her husband Tucker. Luckily, she said, that when Tucker heard her growling he quickly got up from the kitchen table and ran outside.

Another fan, Duane Bustillian, 39, said that if the Packers trade Rodgers he will go to the games but he will root for whoever it is the Packers are playing in that particular game.

SIDENOTE: When Aaron Rodgers was contacted by Sporting Chance Magazine and told about the rumor he laughed so hard he almost cracked a rib.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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