Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 August 2013

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Tony did not get to touch the football as he did not play at all. (Photo courtesy of Jerry Jones).

CANTON, Ohio - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that it's good to see his team win with Tony Romo on the sidelines for the entire game.

The Cowboys beat the Miami Dolphins 24-20 before a crowd of 22,001 at Fawcett Stadium.

Jones told Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett that he did not want Romo to play so as to not risk the possibility of getting him hurt.

The Cowboy owner was elated at how well his team looked and he noted that it shows that once Tony plays the team will certainly be on the road to making the playoffs and hopefully going to the Super Bowl.

Tony was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily how it felt watching the game from the sidelines.

He smiled and said that he had the best seat in the house plus he got to eat three hot dogs, two bags of peanuts, and four bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper.

Romo, who is married, even quipped that he got a great opportunity to check out the great looking cheerleaders.

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