Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 June 2013

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Paul Revere State Prison may be replacing Gillette Stadium as Aaron Hernandez' new home.

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is still in a state of semi-shock regarding former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez.

Belichick spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and stated that upon reflection he now realizes that some of Aaron's countless tattoos were actually ink messages which expressed a mean-spirited side of him that he managed to hide pretty well.

The Pats coach stated that he would have believed that his star quarterback Tom Brady was an Afghanistan terrorist before he would have believed that Hernandez was capable of all the things he has been charged with.

Belichick even noted that he would have even thought that Tom's feisty, always spilling for a fight wife Gisele Bundchen could have really been an undercover nun.

But the disappointed coach has said that there is a bright star on the horizon and that star is Tim Tebow.

Belichick said that with Tim being the number one NFL team player he knows that he can put him at any position and Tebow will be thrilled beyond belief.

And so it looks like Mr. Tebow will most probably become the new New England Patriots tight end.

SIDENOTE: Coach Belichick has asked Brady to please do his best to keep his wife Gisele away from Tim since the two are about as different as Omarosa and Ryan Seacrest.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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