Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

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Agnieszka says that she cannot believe how hatefully some of her church members reacted to her nude magazine spread.

NEW YORK CITY - The world's 4th ranked women's tennis player, Agnieszka Radwanska, is causing quite a storm.

Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the stunningly gorgeous Polish tennis player has just been banned from her church, Our Lady of The Creek due to the fact that she posed completely naked in the men's magazine PlayMale.

The 24-year-old beauty told SCM writer Sherwood Frisbee that she had no idea her nude body would cause the uproar within her church that it has.

One of the church elders, who would not give his name, but SCM found out it's Kapolski Zagorki, 49, has asked Miss Radwanska to return the church choir's hymnal she had been assigned.

Zagorki has also informed her that she has officially been banned from ever attending any church-related events such as the Weekly Thursday Night Bingo Fandango & Sardine Bake.

Frisbee also noted that the alluringly erotic tennis player has been told that she will have to pay the church a $900 embarrassment fine, which she is sternly challenging.

SIDENOTE: Agnieszka told Mr. Frisbee that she manages to keep her fantastic figure in spite of the fact that she is basically addicted to popcorn, cotton candy, Hostess Twinkies, and mozzarella quesadillas.

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