NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 22 April 2013

image for NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump
A photograph of the famous Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana.

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick pulled into the pit stop after taking 80 practice laps at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana.

She was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka about the rumors about her alleged baby bump.

Danica hugged Dottie and told her that she was thrilled to see a fellow female interviewing her instead of one of the overbearing male reporters who usually hover over her like Russell Brand hovering over young females such as Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Miley Cyrus.

Patrick then explained to the SBID reporter that she has been hounded about the so called baby bump ever since she filed for divorce from her husband Dr. Paul Hospenthal.

She went on to say that she wants to put the baby bump rumors to rest by emphatically stating that there is no way that she is pregnant since any time she has vo-di-oh-doed she has insisted on her male partner using a condom.

Danica says that she has a very strict rule and that it "No rubba - No luvva."

When asked where she got that saying, the NASCAR beauty raised her eyebrows, winked at Dottie and remarked that she just made it up one warm, sultry evening while she and an unidentified male were parked at the La Brea Tar Pits.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more