SAN FRANCISCO - Miley traveled to San Francisco to visit a fan who was recovering from inverted ear lobe surgery.
As she left the hospital she was met by Voodoo Dupree a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine.
Miss Dupree asked Miley how things were going. She said that everything was hunky dory except for the fact that lately she had been feeling somewhat depressed plus she had some kind of a yicky rash on her right knee.
She was asked how depressed she was. Cyrus replied kind of like how Kim Kardashian would feel in a room filled with skinny lingerie models.
Miley told Dupree that she is still totally devastated that her relationship with Liam Hemsworth hit the effen wall as NASCAR racer Danica Patrick would say.
A very sad Miley said that she would do anything to get back together with Liam; even agreeing to stop being a friggin party girl and instead be the nice, sweet, stay-at-home girl that he wants.
She also said that she wants to apologize to Pink for stealing her hairdo.
Cyrus took a sip of her avocado juice and commented that she also wants to tell Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama that she is sorry for smoking marijuana and letting someone film her Lady Gagaesque actions.
SIDENOTE: According to Glamboyant Magazine, Miley has secretly offered Liam $250,000 if he will accept her apology and get back together with her.