Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 15 December 2012

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A close up of Rob Parker. (Photo courtesy of Adam Lambert).

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN's sports contributor Rob Parker has once again stuck his big foot in his mouth on national television.

Parker, who looks a lot like CNN's contributing journalist Roland Martin, has a history of saying things that most TV sports analysts would not touch simply because, as they say up in Idaho, the subjects are hot potatoes.

But Rob The Sob, as fellow crybaby John Boehner calls him, seems to relish jumping right into the deep end of the pool even though he isn't that good a swimmer.

Parker has been suspended indefinitely for his latest rambling rant in which he called Washington Redskins rookie quarterback sensation Robert Griffin III, a cornball for thinking that he's not a totally black football player.

Rob Parker who is no relation to Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs, or even to Cheyenne Chief Quanah Parker, even had the audacity to criticize Griffin for having a white girlfriend, for being a member of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's Tea Bag Party, and for saying he would rather watch bowling than basketball.

Rob, who loves to stir up trouble in the world of sports and enjoys acting like the south end of a north bound donkey, also noted that Griffin loves the television musical Glee and actually prefers it to the Tyler Perry movies.

He was also quick to point out that the NFL quarterback does not have one single hip hop or rap CD, but has the entire CD collection of Celine Dion, Reba McEntire, and Luciano Pavarotti.

SIDENOTE: When Robert Griffin III, was asked what he thought about Rob Parker's comments, the Redskins rookie sensation took a sip of his Diet 7 Up and remarked that he simply ignores Mr. Parker, who he says makes about as much sense as a penguin with a pencil.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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