Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

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Many of the Cowboy players say that Candice Romo is much better looking than just about all of the Dallas cheerleaders.

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday's televised football game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys more than any other WAG (wife and girlfriend) in recent televised sports history.

Mrs. Romo appeared on America's screens even more times and for more minutes than other sports figure's wives such as Vanessa Bryant, Eva Longoria, Giselle Bundchen, Tyra Banks, Kim Kardashian, Brooklyn Decker, and Carrie Underwood.

Candice told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that due to the exposure she has heard from friends and acquaintances that she had not heard from in many years including her first boyfriend Willie "Giggles" Kerfinster of Buffalo Mop, Texas.

She also noted that she has been offered several commercials including one for Jose Cuervo Tequila, one for M&Ms, and one for Summer's Eve.

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones even said that just in the past 48 hours Candice has received more emails than the entire Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders all put together.

During the game, which the Cowboys won 38-33, Mrs. Romo was seen giving high fives, low fives, fist bumps, and even one chest bump to some of the happy Cowboy fans.

SIDENOTE: Jerry Jones says that it is refreshing to see a fantastically beautiful woman like Candice supporting the team and her husband and who actually brings the team good luck - unlike that jinx Jessica Simpson when she was dating Tony a few years ago.

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