Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Funny story written by radiogagger

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

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Replay? They don't do dat now do dey?

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield!

In a shock announcement yesterday, a junior intern at the Football Association - who joined because she wanted to sleep with Sven Goran Eriksson - confirmed the match would be replayed - and because of the busy fixture list, the game would have to be played TONIGHT.

In an even more controversial move, the game will not be replayed at Wembley, as Wembley is having it's hair done today (do you mean grass cut? - ed) but at Anfield, giving Liverpool an unusual home advantage.

We asked Kenny Dalgish for his comments, but he mumbled something down the phone while playing the 18th hole on Birkenhead golf course, so we couldn't tell whether his reaction was positive or not.

Chelsea super-fan Dave Mears, a psychiatric nurse from Plaistow, told Gaga Sports Radio "This is mental"

STOP PRESS: Please ignore all of the above - turns out tonight's match is a rearranged Premier League match.

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