The eventual choice of Roy Hodgson as England's footy manager is a sensational, master move; in fact the best they have made since appointing Alf Ramsey, but then the times were different, very!
Roy is so boring he will send England fans to sleep before their games are over and the FA hope that England fans and the tabloids will not notice a thing, a mastermind move because all of England will be dreaming they're Germans in Never Never land!
Capello & Keegan were too flamboyant, Steve McClaren a wimp with an umbrella, Glenn Hoddle spoke too much to Jesus, Venables was too cheeky, Erikkson liked too many young bimbos and Graham Taylor, well really!!!
Now the FA are about to choose the best manager since Bobby Robson, who was perfect, but he failed to bore England fans off of their pants so all of England had to bear the Germans winning penalty shoot-outs and they have never recovered!
Now it is time to return to the successful, very boring tactics of Sir Alf, bore, bore, and even more bore and hope that nobody even notices. And when England fans all wake up Roy and his team will be lifting the World Cup in 2014; Sorry I got bored, fell alseep and was just dreaming!!!!
